A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh.

qu4llitybl0gger:

vegitale:

Dude,

srsly.

Fuck

Need this on my blog.

This..omg.

Fucking WIN.

that- So smart.

Oh my god, can I marry this person?

I can’t because polygamy isn’t legal in Australia?

Oh well. Still awesome.

SO MUCH WIN

marry me, whoever said this.

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jamesvantrap: oh my GOD.

jamesvantrap:

oh my GOD.

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my technology when i was 6

youfineashell:

technology now for 6 year olds:

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The hurricane

bohemiangypsies:

People in New York:

People in Florida:

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When you’re supposed to be cleaning, but just end up playing with the stuff you find.

star-sh1ps:

More here.

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The differences between puberty.

When girls go through puberty:

When boys go through puberty:

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